Archive for the 'Video Games' Category

Wiitendo Entertainment System

Monday, September 8th, 2008

So my friend Paris finally got some better video games for her Wii, and all it took was me borrowing Judy’s credit card and her neighbor’s unsecured wireless connection. So far she’s got River City Ransom, Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, and 3, Bubble Bobble, the Legends of Kage and Zelda, and Metroid.
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The Mist (Contains Spoilers And Other Allergens)

Monday, December 10th, 2007

So I saw this movie called The Mist the other day. It was like a horror movie and once again I didn’t quite hear the name of the movie we were going to see. I thought it was called “The Missed” and so I was expecting a movie where the spirits of all the children who were listed on milk cartons and never found come back to take their revenge on a world that let them languish and die and it seems like the spirits are going to kill everybody and then somebody realizes that as milk carton spirits they would be like reverse lactose intolerant and they kill them all with soy milk.

But it turns out it was something completely different.

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Wii? Oui. Whee!

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

So I’ve been playing a lot of Wii games lately at my friend Paris’s place. She just got a Wii a few weeks ago which surprised me because she never used to be into video games before, you know? Like when I tried to get her to play my Nintendo games she would always call them “vulgar bourgeois distractions”.

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