The Wallflower Report

Science still hasn’t given us the flying cars, but we do now have bacon flavored lollipops. We’re like halfway there, people.

So apparently a lot of people were like worried that the world was gonna end or something last night, because some scientists in Switzerland dug a tunnel to France and exploded the universe inside it, for science.
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Hey, guys. I’ve had a lot of court-appointed stuff on my mind lately so I haven’t really had time to write but I thought it was about time to whip out the old blog and do some blogging on the blogosphere.

Or just say the word “blog” which is kind of fun all by itself.

Blog blog blog blog blog blog turnip ketchup overdrive.

Whoops! I had it and then I lost it.
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You know what’s rude? I mean, what really bugs people?
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So I got this new blog software and it came with a post already in it. Um, this post right here, actually. Only I erased what it said, which was basically just “Hi, this is a post!” and started typing this. Because I’m very big on recycling, you know?

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