Archive for the 'Food' Category
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
So we were driving around looking for a place to eat. At first we were going to just go to Noodles & Company but they were like way too crowded to even find a parking spot so Judy told me to keep my eyes out for an alternative. So I kept my eyes out for a Noodles & Assoc LLC or a Noodle, Noodle, Salad, & Noodle or a Poly Global Tri Noodle Ltd (formerlly James A. Noodle & Son) or something but there apparently just aren’t a lot of alternatives to Noodles & Company around.
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Friday, September 19th, 2008
Science still hasn’t given us the flying cars, but we do now have bacon flavored lollipops. We’re like halfway there, people.
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Friday, September 12th, 2008
But I am eating caramel covered Bugles™ and I am here to tell you, internet, that they are fantastic. I’m telling my friend Paris that if somebody starts showing up at the farmer’s market with some locally grown organic stuff that tastes like this, she should totally get me some.
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Thursday, September 11th, 2008
Hey! You want to see something that’s like really seriously disturbing and that nobody in their right mind would want to look at? You’re on the internet so I guess the answer is probably yes.
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Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
Okay so you like remember when I told you about the ice cream that came with root beer swirled in?
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Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
So last night I was eating a big bowl of ice cream in bed and Judy’s all like “Don’t you even have any respect for your body?”
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Monday, March 31st, 2008
So last week we went to the mall here and ended up eating at The Cheesecake Factory. Do not let the name fool you: the so-called “factory” is actually a restaurant. Otherwise we probably wouldn’t have eaten there. I think they call themselves a factory because they want to emphasize that their cheesecakes are made by hand. It’s like reverse pscyhology, you know? Very tricky.
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Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
Last time I explained one way to know if you’re in a mall or an airport. I guess next I should explain The Rules of Eating At The Mall, so that once you’ve figured out that you’re in a mall, you know how to eat appropriately. Apparently, a lot of people don’t know these rules or even realize that there are rules.
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Monday, March 10th, 2008
Okay so it’s been almost a month since I’ve posted but I’ve got a pretty good reason in that I temporarily forgot where the internet was. I thought maybe it existed in the hearts of every child everywhere, but it turns out it’s actually inside computers, which means I wasted a lot of time studying the diagrams in medical text books.
In the mean time not a whole lot of stuff has happened but just recently I went on a road trip with Judy and some friends to Des Moines.
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Monday, February 11th, 2008
So I mentioned that I’m back together with Judy the other day, right? Well one of the things I was really looking forward to about moving back with her was the fact that I’d be able to get caffeine again. I mean Paris has started buying me Caffeine Free Diet Dr. Pepper, which apparently tastes more like regular Diet Dr. Pepper, but that’s not quite the same thing, you know?
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Monday, January 28th, 2008
Hey, guys. I’ve had a lot of court-appointed stuff on my mind lately so I haven’t really had time to write but I thought it was about time to whip out the old blog and do some blogging on the blogosphere.
Or just say the word “blog” which is kind of fun all by itself.
Blog blog blog blog blog blog turnip ketchup overdrive.
Whoops! I had it and then I lost it.
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Thursday, January 17th, 2008
So I couldn’t get to my own webpage the other day. I asked my friend Lexy (who I let run the webpage for me) and she told me she’s been having server problems lately. Do I ever know what that’s like! Like, last time I was at Village Inn I told the server I wanted my salad served in alphabetical order and I don’t think she even tried.
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Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
Today I’m going to tell you guys how to make a little something I call the Pizza Of Pretentiousness. Paris taught me how to make them but I thought up the name. Though after I told her what they’re called she doesn’t make them very often any more.
That’s okay though because they’re so easy to make.
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Friday, December 21st, 2007
Hey guys sorry I haven’t like been all posting or whatever the last couple days but you know how the holidays can sneak up on you this time of year right?
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Friday, December 14th, 2007
Okay so another really good thing about this time of year is hot chocolate.
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Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Okay so like just so that everybody knows: being able to take a pizza out of the oven with your bare hands doesn’t make you some kind of a ninja.
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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Why do they only sell the best ice cream and stuff at Christmas?
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Friday, December 7th, 2007
One thing about being a writing type person is that people are always asking me where I get my ideas.
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Thursday, December 6th, 2007
So it used to be that whenever I’d go on vacation somewhere or to like an arena or auditorium or whatever the first thing I’d look for would be the Dippin’ Dots stand because there weren’t any around where I live except sometimes in Greco-Roman event structures and I’ve always felt very strongly that food should be available in frozen little globules, you know? Ice cream is just more fun when it looks like something you’d see kids making sculptures out of on a commercial on Nickelodeon.
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Thursday, November 29th, 2007
Sorry guys but I’ve got like a ton of stuff on my mind so I don’t have time to write an update for today.
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Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
I don’t have a lot to say today because it is Thanksgiving. You can tell it’s Thanksgiving because I’m eating the traditional meal of FruityPebbles and Dr. Pepper.
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Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
Hey did you ever see that Dairy Queen commercial for like their blizzard of the month where the schlubby looking guy in the waffle cone suit and the schlubby looking woman in the ice cream suit are all like into each other? They were on TV all over the place last summer. I don’t think they show them any more, which is good.
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Monday, November 19th, 2007
So I got this new blog software and it came with a post already in it. Um, this post right here, actually. Only I erased what it said, which was basically just “Hi, this is a post!” and started typing this. Because I’m very big on recycling, you know?
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