The Wallflower Report

Everywhere I go it seems like people are talking about the election and politics and stuff. All I know is that when I was in school my civics teacher told me that people who don’t vote have no right to complain. I was like, well that’s awfully convenient for him since none of the kids he taught were old enough to vote in the first place.

He told me to quit complaining.

Anyway, if there’s any truth to that at all, then it seems like you really should be allowed to threaten a federal judge at least once, if you voted that year. I mean, that’s pretty much the definition of complaining about the government, right? You might think that at the very least, you would still be able to vote the next year without having to jump through a bunch of extra hoops and stuff. I do enough of that stuff when I’m playing Hoop-Jump, the new game I invented.

I’m just saying.

~Ariella Rasputin Wallflower

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