Oh Hey

Oh hey, I have a blog? That’s kind of cool, but I guess I should probably do something with it. My friend Paris is always taking stuff that she found and turning it into a lamp or a planter or some kind of bizarre hybrid lamp/planter which will rise up and throw off the shackles of its human oppressors to usher in the Empire of the Plamper.

Well maybe not the last one. That’s more like my idea for a “24″ spec script, which is where you write fan fiction but insist that it isn’t.

Anyway.

Yesterday was Cinco De Mayo, which is Spanish for Mexican for “Saint Patrick’s Day.” The literal translation is “Sink Full Of Mayo” and it celebrates the victory of the forces of General de Mexico over dirty dishes. It is traditionally observed by getting a big Three Amigos-style hat full of nachos and another one full of margarita then taking your shirt off and getting arrested for declaring war on the Pekinese.

Or at least that will be a tradition if the waiters at La Cucaracha don’t recognize me.

~Ariella Rasputin Wallflower

12 Responses to “Oh Hey”

  1. Aieon says:

    I want a plamper… better yet I want to be one, and become this famous plamper’s general in the uprising!

  2. tanda333 says:

    i think i want hat full of margaritas and a hat full of nachos more than a plamper….

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    The difficult thing about learning French is all the “loan words” from other languages. Take, for instance, the phrase “¿por que?”. This comes from the Canadian “¿Pork, eh?”, which means “Pork, huh?”.
    All very convoluted.

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