Comments on: Morning Sickness

By: Ariella Rasputin Wallflower

Ariella Rasputin Wallflower — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:26:39 +0000

Okay um first of all your fat is like that squishy stuff that’s between your skin and your muscles. Your cholesterol is in your blood so um like duh cholesterol is not a fat-related problem. If you That’s like a basic biography lesson. If you eat good and exercise and you’ll have good cholesterol even if you’re fat. If you don’t and you’re skinny you’ll have bad cholesterol. That’s what they call Aytch Ay Ee Ess. Look it up.

Second, don’t you think people mostly get “chocolate urges” because of the idea that chocolate is a Very Bad Food that they can’t eat all the time so when it’s A Special Occasion or they’re Just Plain Craving It they go all out and eat a whole pound of Em And Ems or something? If you take away the idea that chocolate is A Very Bad Thing then it just becomes One More Food and you can take it or leave it.

Though really you can take or leave any food, unless it’s paperclipped to you or something.

By: cityoflight

cityoflight — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:15:50 +0000

Uhmmmmm; Ms ARW don’t hate me ’cause I’m an idiot who reads the papers and believes what stupid journalists say, but ummmm don’t you think you should invent a toothpick that tells people that being fat is ok as long as you don’t eat twinkies all day, cuz you know how stupid people are (yes, even I) , if you say its ok to be fat, those who pay attention to what they eat will react exactly as before except they will give in to say chocolate urges more often and end up with cholesterol or other bad fat related problems. So you know we should not tell people the whole truth (the same way it can be ok to say SURE trees exist and OF COURSE squirrels are cute) just to protect them. So yeah as long as you dont forget to bring a towel (cross that out, replacce with dont forget to be healthy in your daily activities) I’m 100% behind you

Anyway the clipincoffe is just plain silly and anymoreway I had it first. So there.

zigzag.

By: Aieon

Aieon — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:11:23 +0000

Uhh the bride of skeletor is eienen ouwhy aiengee.
lolz @ turnipketchupoverdrive. blogblogblog.

By: Joy S. Daye

Joy S. Daye — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:44:33 +0000

Wait, am I supposed to put more food dye on my skin, or stop? I’m totally confused. Which makes it more likely I’ll get eaten?

By: Lindsay B.

Lindsay B. — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:07:57 +0000

Aw, I guess we can’t eat caucasians anymore. Dang.

By: Tychomonger

Tychomonger — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:46:03 +0000

Is it okay if I call my band Turnip Ketchup Overdrive?

By: Sharl

Sharl — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:10:28 +0000

Bride of Skeletor. Hee! ~giggles self silly~

By: Ariella Rasputin Wallflower

Ariella Rasputin Wallflower — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:06:55 +0000

No no only if you plan on being eaten. See the color fills up your empty calories.

By: Joy S. Daye

Joy S. Daye — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:05:28 +0000

What, so white people have to start pigmenting their skin? Aw crap.