Bee Bee Elle, Dying Of Sick
Hey guys I’m sorry if my typing is a little bit hoarse or something but I am ESS EYE SEE KAY SICK. This morning I sneezed so much that I got a headache, and I’ve sneeze so much since then that I think like even my headache has its own headache now.
Is there such a thing as cancer of the migraine? Because I’m pretty sure I’m getting one of those, too.
So I told Judy I don’t feel good and she goes “No pain, no gain, right?” Frankly I was pretty happy with what I had already, especially when I look at all the things I’ve gained since getting sick.
And Paris is no help. She tells me the reason my head hurts is because I’m dehydrating myself by drinking Dr. Pepper when I’m sick. She says that soda pop is full of dianetics like caffeine and sodium that get rid of the body’s water. I always thought that dianetics were for getting rid of the body’s thetans, but maybe I need to watch my Tom Cruise training video again.
It’s possible I wasn’t paying good enough attention the first time, because there were some parts that didn’t make sense.
In conclusion, ow my head.
~Ariella Rasputin Wallflower
September 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Poor Ariella, I hope your sinuses go clear.
September 15th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
OOK!!
And get better soon!
September 16th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
If you’ve got clogged sinuses, try eating a bowl of spicy soup (like Thai imitation ramen) really really fast. I had it for lunch in a hurry one day last year when I had a cold and my nose unstuffed right away! (It was back again by sixth period, though, but still.)
Hope you feel better soon!
September 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Hmm, I wonder if those videos you mentioned have something to do with the headache?
September 26th, 2008 at 1:04 am
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September 4th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
I enjoy all the big energy drinks such as Rock Star, Shark, and all that. but my favorite remains Red Bull. The other ones are pretty much like soda.
October 30th, 2010 at 7:11 am
Hey Veronique,You got me:)I will thing about it!
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