The Wallflower Report

So this was a pretty big summer for movies but when you’re an Big Old School Comic Geek the two biggest would have to be Ironman and The Dark Knight. They were both pretty awesome and everybody’s acting like The Dark Knight is the best comic book movie ever made but honestly I have to say I enjoyed Ironman more. It’s the kind of movie they don’t make any more, because they already made it like last year.

Though I heard they’re talking about a sequel so I guess it might be the kind of movie they make any more, at least once.
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Science still hasn’t given us the flying cars, but we do now have bacon flavored lollipops. We’re like halfway there, people.

So I didn’t get to post anything the last couple of days. Apparently Paris ran out of things to be offended about in real life so she decided to look on the internet. Luckily for her it didn’t take very long for her to find something. Unluckily for everybody else who maybe wanted to do some browsing or update their blogs or whatever she kept finding more and more.

Thank God she finally got to the point where she was too pissed off to even look at the screen any more. This was caused by something called “appropriation”.
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Hey guys I’m sorry if my typing is a little bit hoarse or something but I am ESS EYE SEE KAY SICK. This morning I sneezed so much that I got a headache, and I’ve sneeze so much since then that I think like even my headache has its own headache now.
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But I am eating caramel covered Bugles™ and I am here to tell you, internet, that they are fantastic. I’m telling my friend Paris that if somebody starts showing up at the farmer’s market with some locally grown organic stuff that tastes like this, she should totally get me some.

Hey! You want to see something that’s like really seriously disturbing and that nobody in their right mind would want to look at? You’re on the internet so I guess the answer is probably yes.
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So apparently a lot of people were like worried that the world was gonna end or something last night, because some scientists in Switzerland dug a tunnel to France and exploded the universe inside it, for science.
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Okay so you like remember when I told you about the ice cream that came with root beer swirled in?
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So my friend Paris finally got some better video games for her Wii, and all it took was me borrowing Judy’s credit card and her neighbor’s unsecured wireless connection. So far she’s got River City Ransom, Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, and 3, Bubble Bobble, the Legends of Kage and Zelda, and Metroid.
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Everywhere I go it seems like people are talking about the election and politics and stuff. All I know is that when I was in school my civics teacher told me that people who don’t vote have no right to complain. I was like, well that’s awfully convenient for him since none of the kids he taught were old enough to vote in the first place.
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