The Wallflower Report

Right, so Lexy’s apparently been having server problems off and on again. I wonder why she doesn’t go to a different restaurant. She gave me the okay to update again, though, so I don’t really care. I’ve got lots of important stuff to tell you about.

Like today I’m going to talk about the live-action Swamp Thing show that was out in like the early 90s on USA, because I just got it on Dee Vee Dee.
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So I mentioned that I’m back together with Judy the other day, right? Well one of the things I was really looking forward to about moving back with her was the fact that I’d be able to get caffeine again. I mean Paris has started buying me Caffeine Free Diet Dr. Pepper, which apparently tastes more like regular Diet Dr. Pepper, but that’s not quite the same thing, you know?
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Today’s just kind of a yucky blah kind of a day, you know? Like I can’t figure out what to do with myself. For a while I tried lying on my back in bed and counting the ceiling, but I always got stuck at one. Then I tried lying on my stomach in bed and doing it, just for an added challenge, you know, but there was no way to ensure the accuracy of the count so I gave up.
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So apparently yesterday was Super Bowl Sunday, and tomorrow is supposed to be Super Tuesday, though it’s also Fat Tuesday. Wednesday is Ash Wednesday, which isn’t quite as “super” as those other days, or else it would be called Super Ash Wednesday.
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I’ve been thinking a lot about writing a book lately. I mean, I’ve been thinking about it lately. I haven’t been thinking all this time about lately writing a book. That’s the sort of thing I’m going to have to work on, if I want to write a book. You know what I mean? Clarity. It’s important to be claritious when you’re writing for a wider audience.
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