The Wallflower Report

Somebody should pay me to come up with things, because I’m pretty good at it. Not actually make them, you know, but come up with the idea of them.
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Hey, guys. I’ve had a lot of court-appointed stuff on my mind lately so I haven’t really had time to write but I thought it was about time to whip out the old blog and do some blogging on the blogosphere.

Or just say the word “blog” which is kind of fun all by itself.

Blog blog blog blog blog blog turnip ketchup overdrive.

Whoops! I had it and then I lost it.
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So I couldn’t get to my own webpage the other day. I asked my friend Lexy (who I let run the webpage for me) and she told me she’s been having server problems lately. Do I ever know what that’s like! Like, last time I was at Village Inn I told the server I wanted my salad served in alphabetical order and I don’t think she even tried.
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What’s black and white and red all over? The movie I just saw called Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street.
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Hey guys. So, it seems like I haven’t had a lot to say lately but actually I’ve just been like too tired or cranky to put anything together. I haven’t been able to get my Dr. Pepper fix lately because my friend Paris has decided to quit caffeine for The New Year.
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