Sick Sad World

Hey guys sorry I’m starting kind of late today but I am feeling ess-eye-see-kay sick.

It’s always hard for me to tell when I’m getting sick because other people are no help what so ever. Seriously people pretty much just tell me I’m sick like all the time whether I am or not and honestly I don’t think many or all of them are even qualified and fully licensed diagnosticians.

Even Judy. Like the last time I called to tell her about the squirrel? She just screamed “You’re sick, Ari! You’re fucking sick!” into the phone and then hung up.

But then I realized I was coughing and sneezing and felt kind of warm and I thought maybe I’ve got a fever or something. I mean that would explain all the hallucinations I’ve been having lately, like when I was in the park and I thought there were trees everywhere?

So then I tried to call Judy back and tell her she was right but it’s like even when I’m trying to tell her that she’s right she wants to yell and argue and stuff. Sometimes I don’t even know why I bother with her any more.

She’s going to lose me if she’s not careful.

I think I’m going to call and tell her that.

~Ariella Rasputin Wallflower

4 Responses to “Sick Sad World”

  1. Fiona says:

    Yeah! tell her you’re sick of her! Maybe she’ll be so dumbstruck she won’t even argue.

  2. Calia says:

    I just noticed something… you spelled sick “ess-ee-see-kay”… but wouldn’t that be “seck”? Did you forget a y, Ari, or are you just messing with us?

  3. Ariella Rasputin Wallflower says:

    Oh how could I forget that eye is spelled with a why?

  4. Skanky says:

    Daria reference?

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