The Wallflower Report

Okay so I’m totally over being sick and now I’ve got plenty of time to write an update which is great because I’ve got lots to say.
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Sorry guys but I’ve got like a ton of stuff on my mind so I don’t have time to write an update for today.
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You know what’s rude? I mean, what really bugs people?
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Hey guys sorry I’m starting kind of late today but I am feeling ess-eye-see-kay sick.
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Okay so um you know what I really hate? Other than creepy black squirrels of death that seem to be following you around but everybody else says they’re just regular squirrels with slightly darker fur, I mean, because who doesn’t hate them? It’s when you’re trying to tell somebody something and all they keep jumping in with a lot of dumb questions or they just want to talk about themselves all day.
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Now everybody who read my old blog knows I’m a huge fan of Highlander in all its forms from the original movie to the TV series to um actually just those two forms I guess.

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So I saw a movie called The Bourne Ultimatum the other night.

Actually there’s kind of a funny story about how it happened. Mike–that’s Paris’s boyfriend–was like “Hey Ari do you wanna go see The Bourne Ultimatum with us?” and I thought he said “Do you wanna go see the boring old tomato with us?” and it’s like, who wouldn’t want to see that?

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So I was thinking.

Wait that doesn’t sound right. What’s it called when you lie down in water and there’s all these foamy piles of bubbles on top of you?

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I don’t have a lot to say today because it is Thanksgiving. You can tell it’s Thanksgiving because I’m eating the traditional meal of FruityPebbles and Dr. Pepper.

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So I’ve been playing a lot of Wii games lately at my friend Paris’s place. She just got a Wii a few weeks ago which surprised me because she never used to be into video games before, you know? Like when I tried to get her to play my Nintendo games she would always call them “vulgar bourgeois distractions”.

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Hey did you ever see that Dairy Queen commercial for like their blizzard of the month where the schlubby looking guy in the waffle cone suit and the schlubby looking woman in the ice cream suit are all like into each other? They were on TV all over the place last summer. I don’t think they show them any more, which is good.

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So I got this new blog software and it came with a post already in it. Um, this post right here, actually. Only I erased what it said, which was basically just “Hi, this is a post!” and started typing this. Because I’m very big on recycling, you know?

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